Petticoat Red

 

I don't even know if little red ridding hood wore a petticoat or even a cotton full slip but I would guess she did. I mean, she was around a long time ago so petticoat red ridding hood sounds quite feasible to me. If you came here to read the fairytale all over again you have made a big mistake though. This is unfortunately not a story site but a place dedicated to women's lingerie.

So if you typed in petticoat red riding hood I apologies in advance and unless you want to know all about petticoats you would be better off somewhere else. Anyway getting back to the question in hand. Which is did red riding hood wear a petticoat? Hell! who cares at least she didn't get gobbled up by that nasty wolf.

Unfortunately the same cannot be said for her poor old Grandma who was in fact already unwell. She on the other hand probably did wear petticoats but would not have been wearing one at the time of the incident as she was ill in bed. Petticoat red ridding hood (as we will now call her) turned up at grandmas house to be confronted by the wolf.

This wolf incidentally was one real weird dude. Picture the scene the wolf not satisfied with scoffing down the big fat granny then dressed in her clothes and got into bed to wait for little petticoat red ridding hood to arrive. I am curious, did he know she was coming or did he just fancy dressing up in the old girls clothes and taking a nap.

Then when petticoat red riding hood turns up this strange unbelievable dialog takes place about the state of his eyes and teeth etcetera. Well I for one just don't buy it. What was going on with little petticoat red ridding hood anyway? Did she not recognize her own grandma or was she herself visually impaired.

Another thing, what kind of irresponsible parents allowed little petticoat red riding hood to go wandering around the wolf riddled forest anyway. Those guys need reporting to the child protection agency straight away. Then there's the trauma the poor girl suffered at the hands of the transvestite wolf as well as watching the mad axe man loping his Swede off. That little petticoat red ridding hood is going to need some serious counseling.